Faux Shlongs

As if we needed another reason to actively dislike the least-watched HBO series since forever... OK, actually since last year's dreadful "John From Cincinnati" (shiver)... the lead actor of "Tell Me You Love Me" has now revealed his on-screen dick is not his own. Yep: This dude's been sporting a dildo.

And he actually looks pleased about it! Like, homie wha?

I loathe the double standard about pee-pee parts in film/TV, and this is just another notch in that moronic belt. I mean, why don't the actresses on the show wear fake vaginas? I've "heard" they make very anatomically-correct ones these days. Really life-like. Simulacrum, if you will.

Anyway, the biggest sin of this show is that it actually manages to be boring despite featuring graphic sex scenes, fake peckers notwithstanding. So, I guess that's a feat in itself. Yippee.