But I'd dub it an exercise in doll badassery!Clealry intended as a teaching tool, this ambassador of kinky sex will introduce girls and (gay?) boys to the wonderful world that is nipple clamps and safe words! (And what will kids picky as the safe word between dominatrix Barbie and that pussyface of hers, Ken? "iPod"? "Hannah-Montana"? "Frenemy"? The possibilities are ENDLESS!)
I look forward to a near-future filled with young suburban girls outfitted in Forever 21 hoodies getting their role-playing on with S&M Barbie and a bound and ball-gagged Ken doll. My eyes are getting misty just thinking about it.
If I have any advice to Mattel it's to turn this into an entire Fetish line: "Spreader-Bar Ken" or "Hooded Polly Pocket" or "Strap-On Barbie: Limited Edition"! I'm exhausting myself!
This kind of thing restores my faith in humanity. And doll-making.
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