Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ring of Terror

This is the scariest piece of news I've received since the demise of PB Max (peanut butter and chocolate piled atop a cookie foundation. Bliss!): There is something called a Divorce Ring. (I at first misinterpreted this as meaning there is a ring of divorcées running around, cutting bitches with shivs funded by alimony dough.)

But NO!

It's this:
D [For Divorce] Jewelery Co. claims the ugly-as-sin ring "symbolizes a point in ones [sic] life when some type of separation came, whether by divorce or legal separation."

That is gross. The end.

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