Oh, Come ON

Spotted on the street:You may have noticed, apart from the Hamburglar-inspired design aspect of whatever-the-hell-piece-of-furniture-that’s-supposed-to-be, that there is a young girl on all fours looking like she’s about to be nailed from behind. I mean, for really?

Yes, I understand that wardrobe-malfunctioning females are used to sell things. I live now. But a furniture company? This has crossed the thin red line. What’s next: half-naked, spread-eagle tweens used to peddle arch supports?

This furniture pimp-daddy needs to lose a homemade-knife fight with jail sistas. Their gang name: The Sofa Kings. SNAP!