Somebody finally bottled vulva!I need to put this on my Amazon wish list STAT.
Just read the scintillating description: “The precious, vagina odour filled into a small glass phial.... Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.”
How have I been living without this? How have any of us?
I want to rub it on my male friends and see who it attracts, and repels. I want to fill a Super Soaker and spray vag juice all over the unsuspecting church-festival crowd while they're playing bingo. I want to share this scent with the WORLD. But there isn’t enough TIME!
I mean, just look how happy the model is!
Even though she was clearly attacked by something wild, obviously attracted to her eau de vagin, she still looks pretty damn contented. Like: "Yeah, I'm sniffing crotch... jealous much?"Do yourself a favor and check out the site, for the awesomely graphic gallery. It feels like Christmas morning! You'll thank me.
1 comment:
Wow, you are sick in very different way than me. I just wandered around online until I found the guy who freebased bacon.
You can see the links on my other friend who blog's page, cause while I love you, you know I don't love effort. But now that I know there's soft core porn on your site, I'll be back and often.
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