Penis Dress-Up

Now there's a reason to love the Belgians aside from their waffles and fries and... yeah, that's all I got for ya.

Anyway, BEHOLD:

Best. Condom ad. EVER.

The Maddams Family

Dreams DO come true, my friends. God is smiling on my today! Look what I just happened upon:


My night is now spoken for. Bliss!

The Munsters, Doggie-Style

Some of the perks of being in the porn biz, aside from all the faux dongs I like, is that I get to see soon-to-be porn classics at least a few minutes before everyone else. Last week: This Ain't the Munsters XXX.


I won't get into the juicy plot points, the balls-out acting (yeah, I went there), or the challenging directorial choices. But I will say that the pizza the Hustler crew brought over for us, as enticement to say nice things about the performers' genitalia, hit the spot. There is nothing, NOTHING, like eating a slice while watching Grandpa, Herman, and Lily do the XXX nasty. Brill'!

As a sidebar, fingers crossed "The Addams Family XXX" is next in the production line!