Sunday, September 21, 2008

Breaking Up With Your Sex Doll the Right Way

To all your sex-doll owners, (You know who you are... And I know who you are) please be advised that dumping your plastic lay in the woods will land you some unwanted police attention.


My suggestion is to get rid of it the time-honored, old-fashioned way: by passing it on to your kid.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Aloha, Yourself

Clearly, friends, I am doing something wrong to have received this:
And by "wrong" I mean, "JACKPOT!"